Category Archives: he said-she said

The Wrack Of The Dudes

Posted on October 11, 2009 by Amoeba

She: “What’cha working on?” He: “Sea lettuce.” She: “Where? And what are you doing eating at your desk anyway? Don’t I feed you enough?” He: “No, love, not ‘see lettuce, bring your glasses’. ‘Sea lettuce, bring your bathing suit.’ It’s … Continue reading →

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Hummus A Tune

Posted on September 29, 2009 by Amoeba

He: “Hey, this is good stuff. What is it?” She: “It’s hummus.” He: “No, love, speak boldly. I can’t understand you when you hum. What is this stuff?” She: “I told you. Hummus!” He: “Sweetheart, I’m overjoyed that you want … Continue reading →

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The Delphic Keyboard

Posted on August 8, 2009 by Amoeba

She: Freud would love this one. He: Oh? She: I went to type “PayPerPost” on this blog entry I’m writing, and it came out “PayPerPest”. “Hey!!” “Whatsamatta, dude? Your ears burning?” “She’s dissing my expertise, dude!” “I grok the tease … Continue reading →

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