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Monthly Archives: August 2019
Kris: “So, Murphy, did you hear the news?” Murphy: “Not if I can help it. If it’s ‘news’, it’s toxic, and if it’s not toxic, it’s not news.” Kris: “Then you missed it. Indianapolis is out of luck.” Murphy: “What? … Continue reading
She: “And you’ll be glad to know that, while you were showering and dressing for the conference that you’re driving to this morning, I got your breakfast ready for you.” He: “Great. Because by the time I get there, I’m … Continue reading