Tag Archives: wordplay

Dude and Dude: Roomba Tango

Posted on January 7, 2018 by Amoeba

“Hey, dude, didya hear? OC an’ Quilly are comin’ up in tha world!” “‘Bout time. Like how? An’ will any uv it trickle down ta us?” “Not ‘less ya get tha dust all over ya when ya empty tha machine, … Continue reading →

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He and She: You Know You Need A Vacay When …

Posted on December 20, 2017 by Amoeba

Early one weekday morning in Hawai‘i … He: “Good morning, love.” She (still asleep): “Aaaagh! Nooooo!!” He: “Good morning, love!” She: “Stay away! Or I’ll use the catnip!” He: “Woof! Woof!” She (finally waking up): “Wha … dogs!” He: “What … Continue reading →

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Dude and Dude: The Awful English Language

Posted on October 29, 2017 by Amoeba

“Hey dude!” “What?” “Since yer up already, get me a beer from tha fridge, willya?” “OK, dude, but ya gotta pay toll fer it. This here Bud is brought ta ya by tha letter ‘B’.” “[…] Ain’t no one told … Continue reading →

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