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He: “Tell me you weren’t planning to go to the beach today.” She: “OK. ‘I’m not planning to go to the beach today.’ Now tell me why?“ He: “Because you might get busted.” She: “Yes, dear. There is a reason … Continue reading
He: “So how are you feeling, love?” She: “Stuffed. Overstuffed!” He: “Hm, ok. I promise not to sit on you.” She: “Good. You wouldn’t like any of the kinds of ‘throw’ you’d get from me if you tried that.” He: … Continue reading