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Amoeba’s Lorica: The Bluebirds of …

If pretty little bluebirds fly beyond the rainbow … Bird: “Dammit, Blue, how much farther?!?” Blue: “Shut up and keep flapping.” Bird: “But for why? I’m flappin’ as hard as I can, and I ain’t gainin’ no altitude. An’ that … Continue reading

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Kris an’ Murphy: The Tragedy of the Commons

Kris: “You ate in one of our university dining halls?!?” Murphy: “[?…] As a matter of fact, I did. Yesterday lunch. I had a short break between meetings, not enough time to get something here at the faculty club or … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude: Microbiome

“Microwhat?!?” “Microbiome, dude!” “Yeah, dude? What’s it gonna cost me?” “Huh?!?” “Ya said I gotta buy this whatevah it is.” “Jebus, dude! Don’tcha ever follow tha news?” “Well duh! But not as much as I like, I gotta tell ya. … Continue reading

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