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Amoeba’s Lorica: Smoke Scream
Wednesday morning, 3 AM. The phone beeps. Hotel Desk Clerk: “[yawn!] Front desk. How may I help you?” Hotel Guest: “You can help me by sending someone up here and taking this sign out of my room.” HDC: “Sir?” HG: … Continue reading
Posted in Amoeba's Lorica, humor, satire
Tagged crazy hotel guests, funny dialogues, hotel room no-smoking rules, puns, smoking, wordplay
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Dude and Dude: Second-ary
“OK, dude, what is that?” “White, dude.” “[facepalm] Tha thing, dude. What’s tha thing?” “It’s an orchid.” “Sup at this hour a tha night? How can she see anything?” “‘She?’” “Yeah, dude, she. ‘Cause if’n it’s a white guy, it’s … Continue reading
Posted in Dude and Dude, satire, We the People
Tagged April 2nd, April Fool's Day, orchids, paddleboarders, political indolence, puns, Trump, white male mass shooters, wordplay
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Dude and Dude: Floundering Around
“Dude! OC wants me to do what?!?” “He wants ya ta help him out, dude.” “By standin’ here posin’ like some idiot statue, holdin’ a flatfish like a torch?” “Count yer blessin’s, dude. He coulda had ya wearin’ ’em like … Continue reading
Posted in Dude and Dude, humor
Tagged flatfish, funny dialogues, placeholder, plaice, puns, sole, too tired to post, wordplay
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