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Dude and Dude: Labor Day

“Where are you going, dude?” “To work, dude.” “But, dude! Today’s Labor Day!” “Precisely.” “No, dude, you don’t get it. We’re supposed to be celebrating labor!” “You go right ahead. I spent too much of yesterday cooped up in a … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude: Hawaii 5-0

“Dude!” “What?” “Did you know?” “You mean, like, biblically?” “In your dreams, dude. Baseball player had your batting average, they’d ban him for life. Take away his bat and everything. I mean, like, chronologically.” “Next time I see you being … Continue reading

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When Is A Dude Not A Dude?

“Dude? Dude? Where in the f …” “Ow!!!” “Who said that?” “I did. What’s left of me, anyway.” “Well, I don’t see your left, or your right eith … Ow!!!” “Did you feel my right, dude?” “Dude! Is that you? … Continue reading

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