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Dude and Dude: Instant Replay

“Dude! Did you see that?” “Of course I didn’t see it, dude. I had my head in the fridge, getting your beer. It’s baseball, y’know. I could go to the fridge six times between plays and miss nothing. And if … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude: The Pro

“Got that paper done yet, dude?” “No.” “You going to?” “Chill, dude. It’s not due ’til Monday. This is Thursday.” “Right, dude. So you’re going to spend quality time with Halo 3 until Sunday afternoon, and then you’re going to … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude: And It's Only October

“Du-UUUDE!! Are you nuts?!?” “Why do you ask, dude?” “Why do I ask, he says. The trade winds have died, dude. There’s not a breath of air anyplace. It’s flippin’ 90 degrees American. In the shade. Why in pluperfect hell … Continue reading

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