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Timed Out

“C’mon, dude, wake up! It’s mornin’ already!” “Not, dude. It’s still, like, mostly dark out.” “So I can’t help it if the sun don’t get up ’til after we hafta, this time of year, dude. It’s already after seven, and … Continue reading

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Dr. Scholls at the Polls

“Hey dude!” “What?” “I got good news and bad news about that mask you got on.” “What’s the good news?” “It’s really scary. Great for Hallowe’en.” “I told you that the Dick Cheney was still a top seller. What’s the … Continue reading

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Back In the Sandal Again

“Dude?” “What?” “Aaaahhhhh …” “Dude.” “Sittin’ on the beach here in Hawai‘i watchin’ the surf an’ the surfers roll in, it’s just gnarly, dude.” “Especially the surfers, dude. And really especially that chick over there.” “Don’t bother, dude, she won’t … Continue reading

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