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Symmetry
“Jeez, dude!” “What?” “Like, I get the life-size pinup of the chick on that wall of your bedroom …” “The blonde wearin’ nothin’ but a Santa hat?” “Yeah. Her. I s’pose even someone like you can dream. But, the dude … Continue reading
Posted in Dude and Dude, Holiday, humor
Tagged Adam and Eve, Christmas Eve, funny dialogues, puns, wordplay
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Fall On Your Knees
“The whole season?!?” “Dude?” “What?” “Now what’s your problem?” “That song, dude! Ain’t you been listenin’ to it?” “Dude, every Christmas song in the world has been on autoplay since, like, July. And they’re all, like, a million years old. … Continue reading
Posted in Dude and Dude, health, Holiday, humor
Tagged Christmas, funny dialogues, health insurance costs, O Holy Night, puns, Viagra, wordplay
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On the Eve of the Fourth Thursday of November in America
“Hey dude!” “What?” “What are you giving …” “No, dude! No, no, no!!” “What the …” “Whatever I’m gettin’ you for Christmas, it’ll be more than I can afford.” “A box of matches?” “If you’re lucky. If you’re even luckier, … Continue reading
Posted in Dude and Dude, Holiday, humor
Tagged Airport Security Jack, funny dialogues, giving thanks, Reg and Syd, Thanksgiving
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