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Dude and Dude: Holiday on Ice (Cream)

“Wowser, dude!” “Yeah, dude? What’s tha scoop?” “Dammit, dude, if’n ya already know, what’re ya askin’ me fer?” “Because, dude, like usual, I ain’t got a clue what the hell yer talkin’ about! All I said was, ‘What’s tha scoop?‘” … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude: Free Wailin’

Once upon a supermarket aisle … “I don’ get it, dude!” “Dam right ya don’t, dude. Wit’ the price on that sucker? Y’put it in tha cart, I’ll smack ya one!” “Gotta catch me first, an’ I don’ like yer … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude: Neptune In the Sky With Diamonds

“Wow, dude! Just wow!” “Yeah? What’cha got, dude?” “Dig this, dude! It’s rainin’ diamonds on Uranus.” “What?!?” “I said, ‘it’s rainin’ diamonds on Uranus’. Dude.” “Not.” “Not not.” “Not not not, dude! I know these things personally!” “Ya do?” “Yeah! … Continue reading

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