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Dude and Dude: Dude’s Got a Beef

“So how’d ya enjoy yer sirloin, dude?” “Gnarly, dude! OC an’ Q oughta take us out ta dinner more often, yeah?” “Yeah!” “But …” “But what?” “I didn’t see no vampires, dude. I wuz sure there’d be vampires.” “Huh?!?” “Y’sed … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude: The Interlopers

“Tha what?” “Tha interlopers, dude. Means someone hornin’ onta yer turf.” “Bad vibe, dude. Good thing it ain’t ’bout ta happen ta us.” “Ya reckon?” “Yeah. Like, first we gotta have a turf ta horn in on. All we got’s … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude: Streets Smart

“Dude?” “Yeah?” “Can we move ta, like, Cleveland?” “In November? That’s a dumb place ta go, dude.” “Precisely.” “Whut?” “Didn’t’cha hear? Peep’s’re callin’ Seattle tha smartest city in North America. An’ it’s creepin’ me out!” “You been into tha mushrooms … Continue reading

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