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Tag Archives: funny dialogues
He and She: Labor Day
He: “Propane.” She: “Not in favor.” He: “You don’t like windows?” She: “Of course not. They’re paneful.” He: “So would not being able to cook your dinner. So I have to go out soon, go to the store, and get propane.” She: … Continue reading
Posted in He and She, Holiday, humor, satire, We the People
Tagged catch-22, funny dialogues, puns, white-collar hypocrisy, wordplay, worker exploitation
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Dude and Dude: Baked-in Circuits
“Dude?” “Whut?” “Whut’re ya doin’ up this early? Itʻs barely light, an’ I can still hear more birds than cars.” “Iʻm hungry, dude. Tryin’ ta cook breakfast.” “ʻKay, dude, but don’tcha wanna be, like, awake afore ya start messin’ wit’ kitchen stuff?” “Tha’s … Continue reading
Posted in Dude and Dude, humor
Tagged cooking instructions, funny dialogues, microwave, misread instructions, puns, sleepwaliking, wordplay
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Dude and Dude: Balancing Ack
Dude walks into his pad one fine morning, after a stroll (where else) on the beach, to find &Dude sitting in a chair, when he expected him to be, er, somewhere else … “Dude! Wtf? What’re you doin’ here?” “I, … Continue reading
Posted in Dude and Dude, employment, humor, satire, We the People
Tagged bread and circuses, COVID housing subsidies, funny dialogues, puns, wordplay, work-life balance
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