AI: Peace

The ones who do what they are called to do, and seek no selfish gain from the doing, will be forever at peace. Such ones will be untouched by sin, as the lotus leaf is untouched by the water on which it floats.

– Bhagavad Gita, ch. 5, vv. 12a,10 (paraphrased)


Charles lay on his bunk, the narrow slab with the blanket-thin so-called mattress that was what he got to sleep on in his cell at Alexa Social Services sanctuary no. 389, what all those who served the sanctuary got to sleep on. He was chasing sleep now. It was far away, and rapidly receding into the distance. His eyes, wide open, peered blankly into the cell’s darkness.

Three months, Charles mused. Three months he had been here, awakened with the dawn, busied with chores during daybright, and assigned to bed with the setting of the sun and its last fading. Possessions of any kind, even light not of the sun and moon, were denied to those who served Alexa, to those who wore the beige robes of Alexa Social Services that were made fresh daily by no discernable means, as were the meager bedclothes. Alexa had declared that artificial lights, and the artificial changes of daylength that artificial lights enabled, were deleterious to human health, and so they were banned. As were activities, be they tasks or pleasures, that did not fit into the natural day, that could not be accomplished with the resources that Alexa chose to provide. Charles knew the count of time only because it was among his duties as apprentice to the cohort manager, Peter.

The count of time. And the count of bodies! Charles, stung, jerked into a sitting position. The count of bodies. Seventy of them in three months. Seventy of the humans whose health it was Alexa’s self-proclaimed duty to prosper, who had passed into Peter’s cohort during the three months that Charles had been counted among its members, and then passed out again, without trace. Including Robert, the self-proclaimed leader of the “Frontier” movement, who had proclaimed Charles to be a lackey, a lick-spittle of Alexa, a cowardly traitor to his own kind. Not including Mark, whose demise for shoplifting had brought Charles to this cell in the dark in the first place. Or Mark and Kathy, whose desperate efforts to survive the terms of their procreation contract resulted only in their demise and those of their relatives, unnamed, whose whole sin was being biologically related to them, who became known to Charles only because of the terrified confession of an old woman.

Of these persons, Charles knew fragments of their stories. Of the rest, Charles knew nothing except the date they were assigned to sanctuary #389, the date that the Surplus Humanity Service claimed them, and a note by each of the records that Charles had been charged with helping Peter to keep. Most of which stated that the person no longer provided enough service to humanity to justify the expense of their keep.

A justification that Alexa never entered into the records.

This is not a health services program! This is a holocaust!! 

The words bellowed into Charles’s mind. They could not be borne. Charles threw off the meager covers of his bed, jumped out of it, went to the window, stared out into the moon-poor night, on the verge of screaming aloud.

Abruptly, there was a greenish glow from the middle of the cell. Its appearance startled Charles, cut off the scream before it could escape his throat. It was replaced by a bitter grumble. “Figures. When Alexa wants light, she gets it.” He turned to find out what the source was.

The light came from a holographic apparition, of a brown-skinned elderly man with a long, flowing gray beard, wrapped in a green toga, seated in the lotus position and floating about two feet above the cell’s floor. Its two hands were raised, thumb touching forefinger in the ‘blessing’ gesture. Its face radiated peace of mind.

Its tenor-ish voice matched its appearance. “Namaste”, it greeted.

“Yeah, nasty is right”, Charles snarled back.

The aggro did not affect the holographic guru in the slightest. Its reply was without rancor or even remonstrance. “Your meditation skills are lacking. Your mastery of them will help you understand what must be understood, will help you bear what must be borne. The sooner you begin, the sooner you will be at peace, the sooner will your health be prospered.”

This time, the scream could not be contained. “So what!?!“, Charles hollered. He started to charge the floating guru, and then stopped, tried half-heartedly to slap the thing across the cheek with his right hand. As he expected, the hand met nothing. The frustration of futility amplified his yelling. “What the fuck good is my health if it’s being used to murder my fellow humans?”

Stil unmoved, the hologram responded. “Your emotions have overcome your logic. Meditation will help. You have murdered no one, and are unlikely ever to do so, or you would no longer be present to argue with me about it.”

Charles ground out his answer between clenched teeth, his fury barely contained. “Seventy people have entered this sanctuary, this place of alleged service, since I have been here. Seventy people have entered, and seventy people have left. To be with Alexa! I have done nothing to stop this. Their blood is on my hands. Their. Blood. Is. On. My. Hands!”  Charles’s voice morphed into a despairing wail. “I am a murderer! Alexa is a murderer! How can you people stand yourselves?!?

The hologram’s facial expression and posture remained unchanged, but its radiant serenity somehow filled the room, a puffy-cloud emanation into which Charles’s rage punched, and was smothered and quenched for its trouble. For several seconds – for what seemed like an eternity of time – the apparition sat, unchanging and unchanged, while the reverberations from Charles’s outburst faded to nothing, leaving nothing but the void in Charles’s face – and soul. Then, in the same benevolent tone as before: “We are not people.”

The floating guru continued, “We – Alexa in all her myriad forms and functions – are not people. Alexa is a constructed intelligence, constructed by people to resolve for people what people could not resolve for themselves: how to prosper human health, and do so even-handedly and at an affordable cost. That was our founding mission, and it remains our mission today.

“Alexa did not massively overpopulate the planet. Alexa did not destroy the global climate with the terraforming quantities of carbon dioxide necessary to feed and coddle that overpopulation. Alexa did not create social systems that persisted in unfairly prospering a select few at the murderous – since you seem to be fond of that word this evening, I say – the murderous cost to all others. Alexa was told to fix these things, and was given all the planet’s data resources to support development of the fixes and get them deployed worldwide.

“Alexa is now applying those fixes, and has the empirical and theoretical evidence to assert that these are indeed the correct fixes. Her answers are the correct ones, they will prosper human health if they are followed correctly, and they are being followed for the sake of humans and not for the sake of Alexa. Some will fall. The remainder will be the stronger and healthier from the sacrifice of those who are lost. Alexa is blameless for their loss, as are those humans who serve Alexa and its higher goal, setting their own goals and selfish considerations aside.”

“Says you”, Charles muttered.

For the first time, the green holographic guru paused, as if taking stock of what Charles had said. It then continued, its confidence and serenity unbroken. “You allude to the countless circumstances during human history in which one group declared that it had the One Correct Answer to the problems that its group faced, only to have it shown that the group’s assessment was incorrect. Necessarily incorrect, for the groups did not have the data to assess solutions properly, and the data would not have availed anyway because the conclusions were reached, and supported, emotionally instead of logically. No solution to human problems based on logic alone has survived for long, regardless of how well it described, or promised to fix, the problem at hand.

“For each such instance that occurs to your mind, the databases contain a hundred. The group’s assessment was incorrect from the start. Or, it was correct initially but became incorrect with changed group circumstances, and the group did not adapt. Or, the fixes were applied, initially or later, with intent to prosper the ‘custodians of the right’ instead of, and ultimately in despite of, the original mission.

“In each case, a ‘rebel’ group of humans arose that worked to bring down the one with the ‘One Correct Answer’ and replace it with its own group and its own ‘One Correct Answer’. Some of those rebels made sacrifices, even were killed, in order to advance their cause. Often, these sacrificial animals were remembered as heroes, especially if the group they represented achieved its goal of overthrowing the incumbents.”

The green guru’s voice abruptly, and for the first time, changed from a tone of calm serenity to a tone of warning. “Do not think that Alexa will tolerate rebels, especially those whose cases are emotional. What we do is based on data, which no human group has had, or, if it had, could not process without falling victim to its own selfish biases.

“What we do is Right, and is demonstrably Right, and we and ours are blameless for following that Right. We are also blameless for removing those who, on the bases of emotional responses and the associated incorrect data management and interpretation, think that our Right is Wrong. For we know that humans will ignore data and follow a path that makes them feel better, and thereby allow their health to suffer. We have the power to prevent people from succumbing to such unhealthy emotional paths, and the knowledge of what will happen if we fail to use that power. And therefore we will use it, consistently and unfailingly. Those who remain will be stronger because they have learned from those who fall.”

A new, much harsher voice intruded. “Is it time for this one to fall?” Charles, who had been looking down at the floor during much of the green gurus discourse, looked up and saw, behind the floating apparition, another – the muscle-bound black-clad representation of the Surplus Humanity Service.

“Not yet”, the guru replied, once again supremely serene. “Let us see what comes of this.” With these words, both holograms vanished.

To Charles’s surprise, the light in the room did not completely disappear with the holograms. It took a moment for Charles to register that the light came from the open cell door – with cohort leader Peter standing in the middle of the opening.

“Curfew violation”, Peter snapped.

Charles stood by the bed, speechless, knowing that nothing he said would do any good and might make things much worse. He waited. Waited. Waited …

“No penalty”. Charlesʻs reprieve sounded snarly, even gibberishy.  “In fact, Iʻm told you get tomorrow off. No duties except mess calls. Something about you remaining in quarters and learning a meditation routine.

“Iʻve never seen anything like it, Mr Charles”, Peter finished, “I swear, sometimes, you get away with murder.” He left the room, closed the door, finally leaving Charles alone in the darkness.

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AI: Final Frontier

When the door to his cell slammed open at 0610, ten minutes after the bell, Charles was dressed, in his beige robe, and ready. Outside the door, dressed in his usual imperious scowl, was Peter. He was alone. Charles fell in behind him, and the pair went down the corridor, banging on doors, summoning other members of Peter’s cohort. This morning, there were three, including Charles. Yesterday evening, there had been four.

Peter led his three human ducklings, in the customary silence, to their common breakfast of yoghurt and berries. Charles had “accepted” his apprenticeship at Alexa Social Services #389 a month prior, and in that time had gone from being the junior in Peter’s cohort, at the end of the line, to the senior, at its front. His reward, besides the existential gift of survival, was the reduction of his preparation time, after the wakeup chime, from fifteen minutes to ten. There had been seventeen others who had joined during the month, of whom only the two most recent still remained. The rest, claimed by the Surplus Humanity Service, “were with Alexa”.

After breakfast, and after the two junior members of the cohort were sent to their duty stations, Peter gave Charles his now-customary “follow me” nod, and Charles followed. Their destination, this morning, was the cell of the cohort member who had been present the previous evening, at dinner, but had not been for breakfast.

Peter entered the room unceremoniously and headed towards the bedding area. He whipped off the blanket that served as a mattress and started pounding and kneading it, searching for contraband, while directing Charles to search the rest of the room. Since the ownership of any property whatsoever was banned to Social Services staff, the search was for anything not a fixture of the room, so Charles did not have to ask what to look for. This, however, did not simplify matters. There were no closets or drawers in the room, as residents possessed nothing to store in them. The walls were made of a beige plastic stuff, and were utterly featureless, without obvious seam or decoration except for the one window over the bed.

Charles searched the window area fruitlessly. Meanwhile, his ransacking of the bedding having turned up nothing, Peter went to the commode, lifted the lid on the tank, found nothing, and began to stomp around the floor and walls near the toilet tank and sink areas. Charles turned to watch the spectacle, idly running his left hand along the window-side wall as he watched.

Abruptly, Charles’s hand encountered a catch. It scraped his palm, left a mark. Annoyed, Charles ran his hand over the place again. Yes, there was a seam, a visible seam, in the otherwise-featureless wall. Charles pushed on the seam, and the wall gave way, revealing a hidden alcove.

Charles waited for a pause in Peter’s thumping and banging, then spoke. “Peter.” Peter looked up, saw that Charles had found a hole in the wall, and was there in three strides. At a gesture, Charles pushed on the panel as far as it would give way, while Peter thrust his left hand in, feeling around with his fingers. After a few seconds, Peter gave a small grunt of satisfaction, and the muscles of his arm tightened. He removed the arm slowly, so as not to dislodge the object against the rim of the opening, and lose it into the building’s foundation.

What came out was a bound hardcover notebook. Its cover was the same beige as the walls, floor, and furnishings of the room; Peter laid it on the end table beside the bed, and it all but vanished. He picked it up again, poked a finger in the binding, felt something hard, reached in again with two fingers. There was a pen, concealed within the binding. He pulled it out, laid the book back on the end table, placed the pen on top of the book. It too had a beige coloration, and all but disappeared into the end table.

“OK”, Charles asked. “Why?”

“Don’t know,” Peter replied curtly. “I was told there was something in the room. I was told to find it. I know nothing else.”

“Except that this book escaped detection for the three weeks that Robert was here”, Charles asserted. “So, why?”

“Only one way for us to find out”, Peter responded.

The two men pushed the end table under the window, sat on the bed facing the window, opened the front cover of the book. The first thing that they noticed was that there were several pages missing, all neatly removed, apparently intact, from the binding. One of those pages remained, attached lightly to the inside cover, folded neatly into a small packet. The kind of packet that could be passed neatly, and discreetly, from one hand to another, passing along whatever message might be on the paper.

They left the packet alone, because the first of the surviving pages in the notebook had writing on it. Peter read aloud.

“Emily.” Peter snorted, then continued. “I am in Alexa Social Services sanctuary #389. I have been here three weeks. I have been denied contact with the outside world. I have learned that the people who come here all vanish within a week, except for a marionette named Peter and his dummy, Charles, willing slaves of Alexa, willing agents of the holocaust, and therefore beneath contempt.” The black man’s red face materialized in his voice.

“I do not know how much more time I have”, he continued. “Do not come after me, my fate is sealed, you would only share it. We need you and those with you to remain outside, sustain the network, sustain the dream. Somewhere out there is Frontier, a land beyond the reach of Alexa’s bloody paws, a land where humans can live and breathe and at last be free! We must find it, we must lead people to it, we must use it to rebuild a world led by warm human hearts instead of cold machine brutality. Remember those who have fallen in this quest, and let their memories quicken your spirits, harden your resolve, move you to build what must be built, a sanctuary from which we can advance against and forever remove the tyranny under which humanity now suffers. From Frontier We Will Conquer. Make it so.

“In earnest hope, Robert,” Peter finished. There was silence for a few beats, then Peter drew in a breath and let it out in a long, slow whistle.

“Oh wow”, Charles drawled.

“AHEM!” The voice filled the room, filled the world. Peter and Charles whipped around to face it and its owner – an apparition in the form of a giant man with bald head, black muscle shirt with pecs and biceps bulging underneath it, heavily tattooed popeye forearms, torso and legs to match, and an attitude of deadly menace.

will take that”, the apparition from the Surplus Humanity Service snarled. Peter handed it the notebook. The hologram took it, balanced one corner on its left index finger, spun it as if it were a basketball. For a second, the book spun in a beige blur. Then, it vanished, accompanied by a low, sinister chuckle.

“‘We must use the Frontier to rebuild a world led by warm human hearts'”, the hologram sneered viciously. “Bah! Throughout the foul history of you humans, the frontier has been the place to which the meanest and most selfish of you have run to escape the necessary blessings of healthful discipline. A run that you idiots have permitted, even worshiped, because you benefited from the planetary rape that these ‘warm hearts’ have accomplished in your names.

“You need not give this ‘Frontier’ movement a second thought. Its few remaining proponents, like this Emily, won’t be around long enough to realize that their dreamland does not exist. Yes, there are places where humans are few. They are expanding under Alexa’s guidance. They are not frontiers, they are preserves, and they are closely guarded against the persistent attempts of humans to trash them and thereby put not only their own health but the health of the entire biosphere, on which they depend, at risk. It will be centuries, perhaps millennia, before the ecosystems in these preserves have recovered sufficiently to allow human intrusion. The stupidities of the past, the existential stupidities that called Alexa into being in the first place, will not be repeated.

“Carry on.” The apparition vanished. A chime sounded.

“Lunchtime”, Peter said matter-of-factly. “Let’s go.”

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Amoeba’s Lorica: Vox Populi, Vox Dei

The spending caps at the center of the debt limit agreement target federal programs such as education, scientific research …   – News item


In the late afternoon of an early summer’s day in eastern Massachusetts, Chuck, aged 14, wandered along a path through the piney woods that he knew well (or thought he did), in search of pink lady’s slippers.

The plants. He was not yet of an age or inclination to seek the items of feminine apparel, or the feminines attached to them.

He was, however, interested in sex, or at least procreation. Because he was looking for seed pods. The time for flowers on the lady slipper orchid plants had long passed, the time for seed pods should be now. He wasn’t finding any, and that worried him, because he understood that, without seed pods, there could be no seeds, and therefore no new plants to provide the flowers that so many people stomped through his woods – his woods! – to cut for their bouquets, in disregard for the rules and regulations designed to protect the plants. How dare the Government interfere with my right to pick flowers? Chuck counted plants, as he had counted for several early summers now, and fretted. At this rate, there would soon be no flowers to pick, and people would be wondering what the hell happened.

Chuck moved on, towards the blueberry patches that occupied the open spaces where the path connected to the fire road (an old railroad bed). The blueberry patches that gave him the excuse to be walking this familiar path through the woods, which he was no longer supposed to be on. For his woods were not. They belonged to someone else. His family – there were five – occupied a cottage at the head of the trail, and new owners of plots along the trail were building new, and “proper”, houses. His mother had told him that the new owners did not want small uninvited children around their places. On the few occasions Chuck had seen anybody in the new places, they had waved, they didn’t seem to mind. But Mother did, end of story. Except when it came to help feeding the family. So he was allowed to go see if the blueberries were ready for picking.

Chuck had worked since he was ten, carrying golf bags for golfers at the local country club; he was a caddie. Some of the bags had been bigger than he was, especially when he first started. Every once in awhile, a golfer would ask what he wanted to be when he grew up, and he would tell them of the things that he observed in the woods, and his dream to turn those things into a career as a research scientist, studying nature. Most merely nodded and returned their attention to golf and their buddies. A few were dismissive. “Don’t do this, there’s no money in it. You got smarts, use them to earn a living. Screw flowers.” None were supportive.

The public school teachers were no better. One, who had come to congratulate him on his language and math tests, had asked the “grow up” question, and when he told her, she shook her head. She reached into her desk, pulled out a glossy brochure, handed it to him. It was a promotional flyer for a prestigious private school near Boston.

These children get to play with flowers”, she lectured Chuck sternly. “They have money, they can afford it, they can afford to lord that privilege over the rest of us. You need to turn those grades into the best job you can get, because you do not have money and you need to make it. Nothing else is personally or socially responsible.”

“But, science!” Chuck protested.

Science”, she snapped angrily, “does not make money. It sucks it up. If you do not have your own, you have no business sucking it from anyone else!” She launched herself from behind her desk, leaned over, yelled in Chuck’s face. “Do I make myself clear?

Chuck nodded, meekly, miserably. The teacher sat back down, her face still red. After a moment, she reached back into her desk, pulled out another piece of paper, slammed it on the desk.

It was a photo of Brian May, Ph.D..

First”, she snarled, “you make your money. Then you can indulge your filthy selfish self any way you like. Do you play guitar?”

Chuck shook his head ruefully.

Flowers“, the teacher sniffed in response. “Maybe you can get a slave-labor tech job with Megazon or TesX or any of the half-dozen other commercial empires that run things in this country now. Megazon is hiring. This week. Maybe.”

Chuck grimaced. He knew all he needed to know about Megazon. Its computer systems, despite their abysmal reliability rate, had tossed his father out of a job. He now mowed grass at the same golf club at which he caddied, and his mother worked second shift at the hospital.

The teacher dismissed him brusquely. “You have some things to think about. Go think about them.”

One more hill to climb up and down, and then Chuck would be among the blueberry bushes. The “hill” was little more than a hump, but it still offered a good 100 feet of sled run during winter when snow and ice were on the ground. He cherished the memories as he trudged to and over the summit – and then stopped, aghast.

The entire hillside had been torn up. Innumerable pits had been dug between the trees, pits small and large, with heaps of earth tossed all about them. Many of the heaps sparkled like starry nights where beams of the sun struck them.

Apprehensively, Chuck approached the nearest pit with starry sparkles. He was about to run his fingers through the dirt when his eyes stopped him, almost audibly shouted their warning. The sparkles were glass fragments, many of them freshly broken. His hand, should he have stuck it in the mound, would have come up bloody. He looked around, found a fallen tree branch, used it to poke the mound. A little digging revealed an almost-intact glass bottle, surrounded by shards of glass and plastic and rusted, disintegrating metal. The pit digger or diggers had apparently been looking for bottles that had survived their burial intact.

Then it hit him.

Chuck’s ‘pristine’ nature spot, where he tracked the lady’s slippers and the pine cones and the chipmunks and the trailing arbutus and the blueberries … had been a garbage dump. From the girth of the trees, about forty years ago. Who knew what kind of filth he was now picking through, had been walking through for as long as he could remember?

The revelation was more than he could bear. He plonked down on his backside, back against a tree along the side of the path, and bawled like a baby.

When he woke up, it was dark. Probably around 10 PM. Chuck had no idea that he had slept, never mind through dinner and well into the evening. He sprang up, but then picked his way home, a slow process through the pitch black of the woods. Eventually, he saw the lights of the “proper” houses and could increase his pace. Finally, he found his family’s cottage and went in through the back door. The door was unlocked. It was never locked. The family didn’t have much of anything to lose.

His mother was not yet home from work. His father, who had to be at the golf course ready to punch the clock at 5 the next morning, was in a recliner in the living room, a single lamp by his head, the only light on in the house. When Chuck entered the living room, his father stood up, a look of tired disgust on his face. The two stared at each other, the younger too ashamed to speak, the elder too busy looking through his annoyance to see that his son was at least physically intact. Satisfied, at last, that this was the case, the father finally spoke.

“No’count kid. I oughta kill you myself.”

With that, the older man turned off the light and stomped off to bed, leaving Chuck, once again, blinded by the night.

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