Category Archives: TSA Jack

The Holiday Spirit

Posted on December 24, 2012 by Amoeba

The Dudes “Yeah, baby! Bring ’em here!” “Ah, dude?” “What?” “That’s spirit, not spirits.” “That could start a spirited discussion, dude.” “Not to mention heated?” “If it’ll get some mulled wine inta this joint, ya better believe it.” “Well, merry … Continue reading →

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TSA Jack: If You See Something, …

Posted on July 18, 2012 by Amoeba

“Aaarrrghh.” “What’s ‘aaarrrghh’, Miguel?” “Ain’t ya noticed, Jack? Oh, and hi.” “Cute, Miguel. Real cute. Maybe I gotta pay more attention ta you.” “Don’t go outa yer way, Jack. I already got all the tension I need.” “Yeah. Like I … Continue reading →

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TSA Jack: Celebratin’ Your Preferences

Posted on April 23, 2012 by Amoeba

“Hi, J…” “Stop!” “Dammit, Jack, you just no fun no more. If it no for the dividend checks …” “So what part a ‘no jokes on duty’ don’t ya get, Juan? Y’want the checks ta keep comin’, follow tha rules.” … Continue reading →

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