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Starship Train: Take Charge
“Computer.” “Yes, Captain?” “Charge my communicator 100%, please.” “Fascinating, Captain. Ancient history studies?” “Well …” “Shall I summon a security detail?” “How about a detail from the canteen instead, with a whiskey and soda? I suppose it shouldn’t surprise me, … Continue reading
Posted in computers, Starship Train
Tagged artificial intelligence, charge bug, grace, hubris, puns, Siri, wordplay
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Christmas 2014
**The Dudes** “Happy holidays, dude!” “Wuss.” “… whut?” “Yer a wuss, dude! What happened ta Christmas?” “Whaddaya think happened ta it, dude? How many years ya been lecturin’ me ’bout how come ya don’t wanna marry no 2,000 year old … Continue reading
Posted in Dude and Dude, Holiday, humor, Kris an' Murphy, Reg and Syd, satire, Screwtape III, Starship Train, TSA Jack
Tagged christmas carols, Christmas season, happy holidays, holiday stress, scapegoat, working at Christmas
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Christmas 2013: Day 12
“Computer.” “Yes, Captain?” “Status, please, on those members of the crew that have been participating in Terran winter solstice celebrations.” “Working. All holiday-related shore leaves have ended, and the affected crew members have returned to the vessel. All seasonal decorations … Continue reading
Posted in Holiday, Starship Train
Tagged Christmas overspending, Christmas spirit, holiday season, holodeck simulations, last day of Christmas
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