Category Archives: satire

Screwtape The Third: Terms of Entry

Posted on January 15, 2023 by Amoeba

“Studying hard, Wormsap?” “Studying topside video archives, Master Screwtape. Hard is for the mining goblins, being trained to harvest adamant from the ice-bound lava flows. This training is for topside recruiters and contract sellers.” “Got it. But, black and white?” “The … Continue reading →

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Dude and Dude: Auld Lang Syne Wave

Posted on January 1, 2023 by Amoeba

“… uh, dude?” “Yeah, dude? Anʻ whyʻre ya whisperin’?” “ʻCuz Iʻm tryin’ ta be real quiet, like it sez over there. Don’ wanna make no noise. Don’ wanna start no trouble. Yeah?” “[…] Riiight. Whoʻre you an’ what’ve ya done … Continue reading →

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Vanity of Vanities (The Dude and Dude 2022 Year In Rear View)

Posted on December 29, 2022 by Amoeba

“Dude?” “Whut?” “Nah, that’s my line, ya can’t have it. Dude, we couldn’t afford Ikea, nevah mind boards an’ cinda blocks, befoah tha inflation! Where da hell’re we gettin’ this flash vanity yer talkin’ ’bout, ha? An’ what’re we saposed … Continue reading →

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