Category Archives: humor

Amoeba’s Lorica: Un-complementary Plantings

Posted on December 10, 2020 by Amoeba

“Thanks for coming out and looking over my orchard, Clem. I’m tearing my hair out here.” “Sorry, Fred, couldn’t tell.” “Why, thank y …” “You didn’t have no hair to pull out nohow.” “[…]” “Amirite?” “You’re also old enough to … Continue reading →

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Amoeba’s Lorica: Our Backwards Nation

Posted on November 28, 2020 by Amoeba

Dear Reader, Your Friendly Neighborhood Amoeba, while (as usual) he was supposed to be doing something else, has compiled, for your reading pleasure, a List of the States of this North American Union, together with key attributes for each one, … Continue reading →

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Dude and Dude: Prize Turkeys

Posted on November 22, 2020 by Amoeba

“‘Bout time ya got back from tha store, dude.” “Gimme a break, dude, I got distracted.” “Yeah right. Whut wuz her name, an’ how many seconds did she give ya afore she …” “By this, dude.” “Jeheezus, dude! Give a dude … Continue reading →

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