Monthly Archives: September 2009

Dude and Dude: Race

“I’m going to the store, dude.” “Gnarly! I’ll race you there!” “Dude, you need to get help.” “For why, dude? Something wrong with my skateboard?” “No, dude, with you. You’re a racist.” “I’m a what?!?” “A racist. Every time I … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude: Upgrades

“Damn it, dude!” “What now, dude?” “I’ve been telling this browser upgrade message to go away for weeks. My web browser’s been working just fine, thanks, and I don’t want any upgrades messing up my stuff. But now it won’t … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude: Ain't Misbehavin'

“Hey dude!” “What?” “I need to go to the store. You got any …?” “No, dude, I ain’t.” “You don’t look like one to me.” “One what?” “An ain’t. Whatever an ain’t is. You look to me like a standard … Continue reading

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