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Dude and Dude: Ruined

“Whatcha got there, dude?” “Somethin’ somebody shared on Facebook, dude.” “Yeah? Lemme see … an’ they shared this when?” “Yestaday.” “Dude. This clickbait was posted, like, on March of last year! An’ yer peeps’re just findin’ out ’bout it now?!?” … Continue reading

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Kris an’ Murphy: Faith

Kris: “I tell you, Murphy, in this situation, faith is the problem!” Murphy: “Sorry to hear that, Kris. When’s the baby due?” Kris: “Not that Faith! She knows better than that!” Murphy: “So should you.” Kris: “Huh? Everybody’s got a … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude: The 13 Apocalypse

“Happy New Year, dude!” “Meh.” “C’mon, dude! The ball ain’t even dropped yet! Ya gotta at least start happy! Ya got 365 brand new days ta look forward to!” “Not.” “Not what!?!” “Not 365 days. 312 at most. ‘Cause ya … Continue reading

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