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He and She: Super

She: “I want to get a job at the Samsung kiosk.” He: “Say what?” She: “I said, ‘I want to get a job at the Samsung kiosk.’” He: “For why?” She: “So I can be the guardian of the Galaxy!” He: “[…] I don’t think so.” She: “Why not?” He: “You’d be … Continue reading

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Misdirection

“Dude! Look! Up in the sky!” “It’s a bird!” “It’s a plane!” “Well, kinda.” “Don’t tell me you were expectin’ Superman?” “No, dude, ’cause I didn’t place an order. But I could really go for a bowl of chowder right … Continue reading

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