Tag Archives: puns

Dude and Dude: The Patience of Job (Rhymes with Bob)

Posted on March 11, 2015 by Amoeba

“Good news, dude!” “They’ve posted the 2015 swimsuit issue, dude?!?” “News, dude. News. Save tha booby prizes fer later, this here’s important like. ‘Specially fer us. OC’s officially a acceptable human bein’.” “[…] Uh, dude?” “What?” “OC don’ drink coffee. … Continue reading →

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Dude and Dude: The Arithmetic of Affliction

Posted on February 5, 2015 by Amoeba

“Dude?” “Mmmph.” “Talk ta me, dude!” “… ’bout whut?” “Yeah right. Dude gets a date fer tha first time in ferever an’ is back at the pad, by himself, afore Family Guy comes on. What happened?” “We couldn’ do nothin’, … Continue reading →

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Amoeba’s Lorica: Patter

Posted on January 25, 2015 by Amoeba

So, Your Friendly Neighborhood Amoeba has been asked to provide half an hour’s worth of entertainment during a fundraiser for the local chapter of the Visitor Aloha Society of Hawai‘i – Good Samaritans, island style. YFNA reckons that half an … Continue reading →

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