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Kris an’ Murphy: Benedicktion

Kris: “Unbelievable!” Murphy: “You’re kidding, right, Kris? In this election year? Hasn’t that word made the ‘banished’ list yet?” Kris: “I wish. So do those Dakota Access Pipeline protestors. They block a road with a peaceful, unarmed march, and get … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude: And All Dude Got Was …

“It is?” “It what is, dude?” “It that is. Dude.” “Dude, it’s nearly midnight. I ain’t intarested in gettin’ inta a beef wit’ ya ’bout what is is.” “Why not? Clinton was.” “Wrong Clinton, dude. An’ way b’fore yer time. … Continue reading

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He and She: This Little Figgy …

She: “Are they ready yet?” He: “Are what ready?” She: “The lemons on the tree next to the carport.” He: “No. And they never will be.” She: “Well, why not? They’re yellow … sort of …” He: “That’s not what … Continue reading

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