Tag Archives: puns

He and She: Crazed

Posted on February 23, 2020 by Amoeba

She: “Sweetheart?” He: “Yes, m’love?” She: “I need a story!” He: “And where do you think we’re going to put one?” She: “Um …” He: “C’mon. You remember how this place shook during the last earthquake. It’s got all the … Continue reading →

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Dude and Dude Do a Thing for Christmas

Posted on December 22, 2019 by Amoeba

“Merry Christmas, dude.” “Dammit, dude!” “… whut?” “How many Christmases I gotta tell ya? I ain’t marryin’ no chick what only shows up like once a year!” “That’s, like, once more than yer gettin’ now, dude.” “[…] Dude?” “Yeah?” “I … Continue reading →

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Amoeba’s Lorica: Careful What You Wish For

Posted on December 1, 2019 by Amoeba

PEACE, n. In British English, alternative spelling of “pease”, which in American English drops the second “e” and becomes “peas”, the beady green vegetable that kids throughout the land love to mush into paste before not eating them. For parents, … Continue reading →

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