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Dude and Dude: Heat Wave

Posted on March 26, 2012 by Amoeba

“Dude! What the [deleted] are you doin’?!?” “Jus’ tryin’ ta be friendly, dude.” “Yeah? By standin’ on the side a the road wit’ my hair dryer – my hair dryer – an’ 200 feet a extension cord?” “What, ain’t you … Continue reading →

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Dude and Dude: Picking Up The Pieces (Maybe)

Posted on March 18, 2012 by Amoeba

“Dude!!” “What?!?” “Yeah, I’ll give ya what. Like, what is all this s … don’t you touch me!” “Ya keep tellin’ me ta keep it clean, dude. Wit’ yer paws all over my face. Dish it out but y’can’t take … Continue reading →

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Screwtape The Third: Bore Dumb

Posted on March 12, 2012 by Amoeba

“What’s so funny, Wormsap?” “Sorry, Master Screwtape. I just got out of today’s indoctrination session for the newbies, and one fellow in particular was particularly amusing.” “Hmm?” “Well, sir, you know how these topsiders are always trying to figure out … Continue reading →

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