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Dude and Dude: Doin’ The Math With Attitude

“So whaddaya think, dude? Is it a coincidence?” “Dunno, dude. What kinda ‘tude we talkin’ ’bout here?” “Nose up?” “Not too much, dude. She’ll stall.” “Dude. Y’wanna mess ’round wi’ that kinda attitude, y’wanna get yerself some altitude first.” “Y’mean … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude: Programmed Cell Phone Death

“Dude! Jeez!” “What?” “I been textin’ ya fer half an hour! What for ya dissin’ me?” “I ain’t dissin’ ya, dude.” “Well then answer my texts, dude! Yer thumbs busted, ‘r somethin’?” “Ain’t the thumbs, dude.” “I’d say yer head, … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude: Reelin’ In The Sheets

“Nice drive, dude.” “Yeah, dude. Ain’t every day we get out inta the wilderness wit’ OC an’ his biology class.” “Wilderness, dude? Ya fer real? Ever hear ’bout not seein’ the forest fer tha trees?” “Yeah?” “Well, I don’t see … Continue reading

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