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Dude and Dude: Chaired

“Marco!“ “Polo!” “Parko!” “… whut?” “As in ‘park it’ so’s I c’n talk wit’ ya, dude.” “Yeah? What ‘ bout? It’s late. Dude needs his beauty sleep, yeah?” “Seriously, dude? I gotta tell ya, ya c’ld do tha Rip van … Continue reading

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He and She: Recipe for Road Rage

She: “Sweetheart?” He: “Yes’m?” She: “I just saw on Fa…” He: “Scraper alert!!” She: “No, we do not live in Boston (thank God!), and we do not keep a scraper in the car year round!” He: [sighs] “Just on the … Continue reading

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He and She: Canned Music

She: “Ack!” He: “What? Are the geckos dive-bombing you again?” She: “They are not, but some of them sure seem to have death wishes, running underfoot all of the time. But that’s not what I’m acking about. The pantry is … Continue reading

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