Tag Archives: airport security

Dude and Dude: Cellphone!

Posted on September 14, 2013 by Amoeba

“Dude! There y’are, dammit! I’ve been textin’ ya fer like the last ten minutes! Why didn’t ya answer?” “No phone, dude.” “Again?!? Jeez, dude, can’t ya take care a nothin’? Where’d ya lose it this time?” “Didn’t lose it, dude. … Continue reading →

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TSA Jack: Tray Chic

Posted on January 12, 2012 by Amoeba

“Hi, Jack!” “How many times …?” “Yeah, yeah. I see you been lookin’ after our security again. Nice one!” “That so? What, José, can you see?” “Alrightalright, touché. You never miss a trick, do you? Since so many of your … Continue reading →

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TSA Jack: Noise Pollution

Posted on January 23, 2011 by Amoeba

“OK everybody, here he comes. Ready? One, two, three … “HI, JACK!!” “Damitri, you are insubordinate!” “Am not. I’m in Seattle, same as you.” “Argh. Right. Who trained you?” “You did.” “And I might forgive myself for it, one day … Continue reading →

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