Category Archives: We the People

Amoeba’s Lorica: The Fight Before Christmas

Posted on December 22, 2018 by Amoeba

With apologies to Clement Clarke Moore It was the fight before Christmas. In the Senate and House, No creature was stirring. Not even a louse, For the lobbyists all hung their heads by the stairs: Not an aide, not a page, nobody was there. The … Continue reading →

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He and She: Sealed

Posted on December 16, 2018 by Amoeba

He: “I really don’t understand how these people stay in business.” She: “Which people?” He: “The ones giving away all this free stuff in their products. Shouldn’t they be charging for it?” She: [Sigh] Sweetheart, haven’t we been through all … Continue reading →

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Amoeba’s Lorica: Can’tabis

Posted on December 2, 2018 by Amoeba

ISSAQUAH, Washington, 13 August 2078 (API*): Residents in this pleasant Seattle suburb, nestled in the foothills of the Cascade Mountains, are in an uproar today over new and tough anti-smoking ordinances. The ordinances, adopted by the City Council by a … Continue reading →

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