Category Archives: satire

Amoeba’s Lorica: Diabolical Lexicographer (Genome)

Posted on April 19, 2022 by Amoeba

GENOME, n. A petulant and pedantic gnome from Nome with a chilly personality, insisting on proper spelling. One fine day in Bethesda, scientists were preparing to release the findings from their latest genome project, on the Mississippi Eighteen-Wheeled Crawdaddy (Megaplaustrum … Continue reading →

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Amoeba’s Lorica: Diabolical Lexicographer (Balderdash)

Posted on April 13, 2022 by Amoeba

BALDERDASH, n. Skinhead track and field. Headline event of the race to oblivion. According to extensive research by Professor C. B. Clash of the Point Roberts Smugglerʻs Academy, the term originated late in the first millennium of the Common Era … Continue reading →

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Amoeba’s Lorica: Diabolical Lexicographer (Therapist)

Posted on March 27, 2022 by Amoeba

THERAPIST, n. 1.  Usually somewhat safer than a hereapist. Unless she’s an Influencer on social media, in which case, wherever you are, watch your back. Old Amoeba had a meme,E-I-E-I-O.And on the Web he put that meme,E-I-E-I-O.Got a therapist hereAnd … Continue reading →

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