Category Archives: language

He and She: Cs the Day

Posted on August 19, 2018 by Amoeba

She: “I before E except after C has been disproved by science!” He: “Say what?” She: “I said, ‘I before E except after C has been disproved by science!!‘” He: “What science?” She: “How should I know? I’m not the … Continue reading →

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Dude and Dude: An’ That’s tha Truth

Posted on June 3, 2018 by Amoeba

“Sacked again?!?” “Shot down in flames, dude.” “Dude. Yer saposed ta wait ’til ya get home ta do shots!” “Y’c’ld just shot me now?” “Not callin’ ’em ’til ya tell me what happened, dude.” “They said I wuzn’t reliable, dude.” … Continue reading →

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Amoeba’s Lorica: Ever Last-ing

Posted on November 12, 2017 by Amoeba

REWARD, n. Punishment, seeking opportunity and justification. Many, many years BI*, a young man from Cleveland set out on a world tour, seeking enlightenment. He had been told, by a scruffy fellow sleeping on the banks of the Cuyahoga River, … Continue reading →

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