Category Archives: humor

Dude and Dude: Time for Beany

Posted on November 23, 2024 by Amoeba

The Dudes go grocery shopping … “Kay, dude, I got ’em. But that wuz hard.” “Whut? Gettin’ tha kidney beans that OC’s Quilly wanted fer dinner? Whut’s hard ’bout it? There’s, like, a whole wall of ’em, dude!” “Yeah, dude, there’s a few … Continue reading →

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Dude and Dude: Schadenbow

Posted on September 22, 2024 by Amoeba

“Dude?” “Yeah?” “What tha forecast?” “Here? At this time a year? Ya know it well’s I do. ‘Dark. Continued mostly dark tonight …” “‘… wit’ widely scattered light in tha mornin’. That’s old, dude.” “Sue me. An’ it’s gonna get a whole lot … Continue reading →

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Amoeba’s Lorica: Academic Email Signature

Posted on August 27, 2024 by Amoeba

A man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest. – Paul Simon Quotations from the New York Times Newsletter of 8 January 2025. Name: Y. F. N. Amoeba Title: Senior Wheel Reinventor Pronouns: Yes. Also pro verbs. … Continue reading →

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