Category Archives: humor

Amoeba’s Lorica: The Anti-Maskers March (And Why It’s Wrong)

If Mr Zimmermann will apologize for inflicting incompetent harmonica blowing on an unsuspecting musical audience, Your Friendly Neighborhood Amoeba will apologize for ripping off his tune. They’ll hate on you for coughing in their face, They’ll hate on you for … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude: Pro Forma

“Dude?” “Yeah?” “C’mere an’ lookit this!” “‘Kay, dude. Here I come. zzzzzzZOOM!” “Not funny, dude.” “Yo, dude. Dig up close an’ personal while it lasts. ‘Cause it ain’t gonna. What ya got?” “This form thingy I gotta fill out. Got all tha … Continue reading

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He and She: Breakfast Has Broken

She: “Good morning, love. Have I mentioned yet that I’m hungry?” He: “No. Pleased to meet you, Hung …” She: “French toast?” He: “Can.” She: “French toast comes in a can?! He: “The better to toast you with, my dear.” She: “Wow. … Continue reading

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