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Category Archives: humor
Dude walks into his pad one fine morning, after a stroll (where else) on the beach, to find &Dude sitting in a chair, when he expected him to be, er, somewhere else … “Dude! Wtf? What’re you doin’ here?” “I, … Continue reading
“Dude?” “Yeah?” “haa … aaaa … aaaaaa …. aaaahCHOOO!!“ “Still ain’t funny, dude.” “Dam’ straight it ain’t funny, dude. Happy positive antigen test ta you, too!“ “Ya pretty much made sure a that just now, dude. That, an’ happy fever an’ happy cain’t smell nuthin’ an’ happy bummed out. Thanks … Continue reading
GENOME, n. A petulant and pedantic gnome from Nome with a chilly personality, insisting on proper spelling. One fine day in Bethesda, scientists were preparing to release the findings from their latest genome project, on the Mississippi Eighteen-Wheeled Crawdaddy (Megaplaustrum … Continue reading