Category Archives: humor

Dude and Dude: Emo Not Emo

“Yo, dude.” “What is it, dude? It’s a’most sack time.” “Don’t even think it, dude.” “… whut?” “Ya ain’t my boss, an’ ya ain’t gonna be sackin’ me, no matta how much ya think ya might like ta.” “Riiiight. Hate ta clue ya, dude, but … Continue reading

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He and She: Negated Negative

He: “Um … sweetheart?” She: “Yes, love?” He: “Did you bring the dog?” She: “The … dog?” He: “You know, the dog. Say ‘yes’.” She: “What dog?” He: “The cat then.” She: “I’ve been asking for a cat or a dog for years! And you … Continue reading

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Amoeba’s Lorica: By Any Other (Eww) Name

It is midnight at the Capulet compound in Verona, Italy. Juliet, age 14, is in the throes of her first crush – and has just found out that the object of her affections is a rising star in a rival … Continue reading

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