Category Archives: humor

Amoeba’s Lorica: The Anti-Maskers March (And Why It’s Wrong)

Posted on July 10, 2020 by Amoeba

If Mr Zimmermann will apologize for inflicting incompetent harmonica blowing on an unsuspecting musical audience, Your Friendly Neighborhood Amoeba will apologize for ripping off his tune. They’ll hate on you for coughing in their face, They’ll hate on you for … Continue reading →

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Dude and Dude: Pro Forma

Posted on June 28, 2020 by Amoeba

“Dude?” “Yeah?” “C’mere an’ lookit this!” “‘Kay, dude. Here I come. zzzzzzZOOM!” “Not funny, dude.” “Yo, dude. Dig up close an’ personal while it lasts. ‘Cause it ain’t gonna. What ya got?” “This form thingy I gotta fill out. Got all tha … Continue reading →

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He and She: Breakfast Has Broken

Posted on June 21, 2020 by Amoeba

She: “Good morning, love. Have I mentioned yet that I’m hungry?” He: “No. Pleased to meet you, Hung …” She: “French toast?” He: “Can.” She: “French toast comes in a can?! He: “The better to toast you with, my dear.” She: “Wow. … Continue reading →

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