Category Archives: Holiday

Christmas 2013: Day 7

Posted on December 31, 2013 by Amoeba

Kris: “Going to watch the ball drop tonight?” Murphy: “Maybe. Maybe not. Not as young as I used to be, you know.” Kris: “Lightweight.” Murphy: “I wish the bathroom scales agreed with you on that.” Kris: “Yes, I suppose not … Continue reading →

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Christmas 2013: Day 5

Posted on December 29, 2013 by Amoeba

“Turkey, dude? Again?!?” “Ya really oughta stop lookin’ in tha mirror, then, dude, if’n it upsets ya so much.” “Ya right. At least I don’ break it when I look in it, like some dudes I know. No wonder ya … Continue reading →

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Christmas 2013: Day 4

Posted on December 28, 2013 by Amoeba

Chief Elf: “More water damage reports?” Dispatcher: “‘Fraid so, sir. Pouring in from all over.” Chief Elf: “Pouring in?” Dispatcher: “Ugh. Sorry. But it fits. Pretty much anything delivered or fabricated here between July and October has been compromised to … Continue reading →

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