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Kris: “Honestly, Murphy!” Murphy: “Yes, I’m honestly Murphy. Leastways, I was last time I looked.” Kris: “Well, you’re in fine form tonight, I see. Wish I could say the same about the oil companies.” Murphy: “Hm?” Kris: “It’s this ‘carbon … Continue reading
Chief Elf: “More water damage reports?” Dispatcher: “‘Fraid so, sir. Pouring in from all over.” Chief Elf: “Pouring in?” Dispatcher: “Ugh. Sorry. But it fits. Pretty much anything delivered or fabricated here between July and October has been compromised to … Continue reading