Category Archives: health

Dude and Dude: Buttons

“Dammit, dude! I just don’ get it!” “What don’cha get, dude? OC’s latest rant ’bout global warmin’?” “Yeah right. I’ll sweat global warmin’ soon’s I c’n take these mittens off.” “Y’ain’t heard how hot it is ever’place else?” “‘Ever’place else’ … Continue reading

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The Agony of De Foot

“Fail.” “What ‘fail’, dude?” “It’s deFEAT, dude. The agony of deFEAT. Not ‘de FOOT’.” “Tell Quilly that.” “Dude. Did we or did we not tell her not to let herself be defeated when she checked into that clinic?” “One foot, … Continue reading

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Fall On Your Knees

“The whole season?!?” “Dude?” “What?” “Now what’s your problem?” “That song, dude! Ain’t you been listenin’ to it?” “Dude, every Christmas song in the world has been on autoplay since, like, July. And they’re all, like, a million years old. … Continue reading

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