Category Archives: He and She

Dude and Dude: Take the Ling Way Home

Posted on July 15, 2019 by Amoeba

“Yo, dude!” “Whut?” “What’s that on tha ceiling?“ “Salty.” “[…] say whut?“ “Ya heard me.” “Do I look like a sheepdog, dude?!? B’sides, they’s only one a ya. Which is enuff, yeah? I wouldn’ try ta herd ya even if’n … Continue reading →

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He and She: Bedtime Buggy

Posted on June 2, 2019 by Amoeba

He: “Good night, love.” She: “I don’t [ptui!] think so!” He: “What’s the matter? Not sleepy?” She: “No! Because you haven’t saved me yet! You’re supposed to be my rescuer!“ He: “And what am I supposed to be rescuing you … Continue reading →

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He and She: Gorilla Guerrilla and How to Feed Them

Posted on May 5, 2019 by Amoeba

She: “Breakfast!” He: “Good morning, love.” She: “Eggs Benedict!!“ He: “Right. You want me to get dressed this minute and take you to the local diner so your breakfast can turn traitor on you?” She: “No! I want Eggs Benedict … Continue reading →

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