Category Archives: Dude and Dude

Dude and Dude: Second-ary

“OK, dude, what is that?” “White, dude.” “[facepalm] Tha thing, dude. What’s tha thing?” “It’s an orchid.” “Sup at this hour a tha night? How can she see anything?” “‘She?’” “Yeah, dude, she. ‘Cause if’n it’s a white guy, it’s … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude: Floundering Around

“Dude! OC wants me to do what?!?” “He wants ya ta help him out, dude.” “By standin’ here posin’ like some idiot statue, holdin’ a flatfish like a torch?” “Count yer blessin’s, dude. He coulda had ya wearin’ ’em like … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude: Backstage

“Dude?” “What?” “Boooooooooooring!!” “An’ ya wan’ me ta do ‘zactly what ’bout it?” “I dunno! Somethin’!” “Thought ya wanted ta be in show biz, dude!” “Sittin’ here backstage doin’ nothin’ ain’t cuttin’ it, dude! Ya can’t play games, ya can’t … Continue reading

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