Monthly Archives: January 2023

Amoeba’s Lorica: One Fine Day Backstage

Posted on January 22, 2023 by Amoeba

Overheard during rehearsals for an orchestral concert in Hawaiʻi Nei: Female voice: “Anyone know the score?” Male voice: “For which work? The Beethoven? The Mozart? The Sibelius?” F: “The NFL! There’s a playoff game going on right now, and I … Continue reading →

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Screwtape The Third: Terms of Entry

Posted on January 15, 2023 by Amoeba

“Studying hard, Wormsap?” “Studying topside video archives, Master Screwtape. Hard is for the mining goblins, being trained to harvest adamant from the ice-bound lava flows. This training is for topside recruiters and contract sellers.” “Got it. But, black and white?” “The … Continue reading →

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He and She: A Nice Hawaiian Shirt

Posted on January 8, 2023 by Amoeba

She: “Honey?” He: “Yes, m’love?” She: “How’d you like a nice Hawaiian shirt?” He: “Su … uuh, where are you going with this?” She: “To my sewing room. Where did you think I was going with that? Don’t you like the shirts that I … Continue reading →

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