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Monthly Archives: January 2021
“Hey, dude!” “[…] Do I look like a scarecrow?” “Lemme put it this way, dude. If’n I brained ya, ya’d have one.” “Dude, yer a genius!” “Ya finely noticed?” “Yeah. Ever’ time I get ta thinkin’ that this social distancin’ thing is gettin’ kinda old … Continue reading
A work of fiction. Standard disclaimers. Wayne woke with a poke. Actually, a stab, like with a pin tipped with acid, on the back of his right shoulder. It was the middle of a moonless night, and pitch black; he … Continue reading
Attendant: “Good morning, sir.” Customer: “Yeah? Whaddaya want?” Attendant: “For you to be wearing your mask while you’re here.” Customer: “Argh. You sheeple should by whying these damned masks!” Attendant: “Ours not to reason why, sir. Ours but to do what … Continue reading