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Monthly Archives: January 2021
Attendant: “Good morning, sir.” Customer: “Yeah? Whaddaya want?” Attendant: “For you to be wearing your mask while you’re here.” Customer: “Argh. You sheeple should by whying these damned masks!” Attendant: “Ours not to reason why, sir. Ours but to do what … Continue reading
Click on dates to see posts. Historical notices, in italics, taken from here and here and here and here. 13 June 2015: The Amoeba laments being drawn into the 2016 election season a year and a half before the actual election. … Continue reading