Tag Archives: wordplay

He and She: This Little Figgy …

Posted on August 14, 2016 by Amoeba

She: “Are they ready yet?” He: “Are what ready?” She: “The lemons on the tree next to the carport.” He: “No. And they never will be.” She: “Well, why not? They’re yellow … sort of …” He: “That’s not what … Continue reading →

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Dude and Dude: The 8 Team

Posted on June 19, 2016 by Amoeba

“Ya know, dude, there really oughta be less hate in tha world, yeah?” “Not sure ’bout this, dude. Y’fraid yer mother will faint?” “Hate, dude. Not ain’t. We did that a’ready. ‘Member?” “Oh. Yeah. Right. But ain’t that gonna confuse … Continue reading →

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Dude and Dude: Mew Building Code

Posted on May 29, 2016 by Amoeba

“Here, kitty kitty.” “Ack! Jebus, dude! Too cute!” “What, the cat?” “No. You. Ew.” “Baaaaaad, dude. Baaaaaad.” “Riiight. I oughta ram some better sense intuh ya. Me ‘r somebody.” “What’s wrong wit’ what I got now?” “Tha nose knows, dude. … Continue reading →

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