Tag Archives: puns

He and She: Running a Racket

Posted on March 26, 2017 by Amoeba

He and She were enjoying a late-evening snack … She: “I didn’t expect you to serve me.” He: “Happy to do it, love. And I’ll even be gentle. A nice little lob. Just don’t get it into your head that … Continue reading →

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Kris an’ Murphy: NATO

Posted on March 19, 2017 by Amoeba

Kris: “So Germany is now the leader of the free world?” Murphy: “So you’ve heard that too.” Kris: “That, and a whole bunch more!” Murphy: “Yes, well, I’m not quite ready to start conducting my classes in German just yet. … Continue reading →

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Amoeba’s Lorica: Cornets Trump Trumpets

Posted on February 5, 2017 by Amoeba

WESTLAKE VILLAGE, CALIFORNIA (API*): Guitar Center subsidiary Woodwind and Brasswind, an online marketer of musical instruments, reported today sharp increases in cornet sales over the past three months, with sales of trumpets plummeting worldwide. While manufacturers and retailers were taken … Continue reading →

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