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Amoeba’s Lorica: One Morning at Precinct HQ

Posted on February 16, 2025 by Amoeba

“I noticed when I was talking to men, especially Latino men, about the feeling of pride, bringing money home, being able to support your family, the feeling of bringing security — they wanted to hear that someone understood that need. … Continue reading →

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Amoeba’s Lorica: Fruits of the Season

Posted on January 25, 2025 by Amoeba

One fine day at the local market … Grocer (entirely too cheerful): “Good morning, my man!” Amoeba (instantly wary): “G’mornin’, Hank. Yer awful chipper fer a wet ‘n’ rainy Monday mornin’.” G (unfazed): “And why shouldn’t I be, when I’ve got golden sunshine … Continue reading →

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Dude and Dude: Time for Beany

Posted on November 23, 2024 by Amoeba

The Dudes go grocery shopping … “Kay, dude, I got ’em. But that wuz hard.” “Whut? Gettin’ tha kidney beans that OC’s Quilly wanted fer dinner? Whut’s hard ’bout it? There’s, like, a whole wall of ’em, dude!” “Yeah, dude, there’s a few … Continue reading →

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