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Christmas 2013: Day 3
“Is … is that a smile, Master Screwtape?” “Why, yes it is, Wormsap. Does this concern you?” “Well, s-s-sir, if it’s directed at me, yes.” “Oh? And why would that be? Do I detect a guilty conscience?” “N-n-nothing more than … Continue reading
Posted in Holiday, humor, satire, Screwtape III
Tagged demons, funny dialogues, hell, smiling, UPS/FedEx Christmas delivery problems, War on Christmas
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Screwtape The Third: The Offer
“It’s victory, Master Screwtape!” “Indeed, Wormsap? It looks like a pile of paper to me.” “But it’s a really great pile, sir! It means that, finally, our little border war with the East Asia subregion is over. Printphubar renounces all … Continue reading
Posted in humor
Tagged Christmas, funny dialogues, H.E.L.L. LLLC, hell, prince of peace, puns
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Screwtape The Third: Entitlement Court
“Well, Wormsap, I have to tell you. These recruitment figures of yours have come in the very nick of time.” “The old nick, Master Screwtape?” “I didn’t hear that, Wormsap. If I had, it would have been worth at least … Continue reading
Posted in economy, humor, satire
Tagged God's image, Hadean Estates Luxurious Living, hell, Occupy Wall Street, screwtape the third, Wormsap
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