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Dude and Dude: Nothing to Rest Upun

“Hey dude, you look kinda downturned. You ‘kay?” “‘S alright, dude. I’m just a little fatigued.” “Not.” “Not what?” “Not fatigued, dude. You ain’t in the Army, and with that paunch they ain’t letting you in. And if you were … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude: Final Settlement

“Dude, that’s it! I’ve had it up to here with you! We’re through!” “Wha …” “Just how much of your guff did you think I can put up with? Huh? Do you have any idea how long it’s been since … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude's First Christmas

“Dude! What the hell are you doing?!?” “Just spreading a little Christmas cheer, dude.” “A little? Man, you got that tree looking like it’s fighting a snowbank. And losing. If you get my drift.” “I don’t, and I don’t know … Continue reading

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