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Clam Up

“Dude! What the hell is this stuff?” “Clam chowder, dude.” “Not! It’s red!” “It’s got tomatoes in it. So sue me.” “Who the hell’s dumb enough to put tomatoes in clam chowder?” “So you’re tellin’ me you don’t love New … Continue reading

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The Weaker Sex

“No, dude. Just no!” “What no, dude?” “This bit about men being the weaker sex. That’s just wrong!” “You just findin’ out ’bout this, dude? That’s old news. Don’t tell me you never worked out how come, for most of … Continue reading

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Too Close For Comfoot

“What’s that, dude?” “A glass of water and a paper napkin, dude.” “That’s all, dude? Don’t they give you anythin’ to eat on this airplane?” “Nope.” “Not even peanuts?” “They don’t give ya nothin’ these days, dude. ‘Course, you c’n … Continue reading

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