Tag Archives: funny dialogues

Dude and Dude: Nitrogeniuses

Posted on August 29, 2012 by Amoeba

“Dude?” “They’re tanks, dude.” “Yer welcome. Uh … wha’d I do?” “Listen. Not. I said, they’re tanks.” “WHO-ah! Don’t point them things at me!” “Huh?” “The cannons on them tanks, dude! Ya didn’t tell me we were in a war … Continue reading →

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Dude and Dude: TP

Posted on August 18, 2012 by Amoeba

“Du-UUUUUUDE!!” “What now?” “Ya didn’t put the toilet paper on the roller right!” “It’s on the roller, hey? I coulda just left it on top a the tank like normal. What more d’ya want? I didn’t know the thingy had … Continue reading →

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TSA Jack: If You See Something, …

Posted on July 18, 2012 by Amoeba

“Aaarrrghh.” “What’s ‘aaarrrghh’, Miguel?” “Ain’t ya noticed, Jack? Oh, and hi.” “Cute, Miguel. Real cute. Maybe I gotta pay more attention ta you.” “Don’t go outa yer way, Jack. I already got all the tension I need.” “Yeah. Like I … Continue reading →

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