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Dude and Dude: ‘Tis the Tisane

“So what’re ya doin’ fer Thanksgivin’, dude?” “It’s Thanksgivin’ already, dude?” “Like, yeah?” “So how come all I’m hearin’ about is, like, Black Friday? When did that get to be a holiday, anyways? There ain’t been a word ’bout Thanksgivin’.” … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude: TANSTAAFA

“Dammit, dude!” “Dam what, dude? Ain’t ya heard ’bout all the money bein’ spent these days ta take dams away? An’ ya wanna put ’em back?” “Yeah. An’ when they’re pourin’ the concrete, I’m throwin’ this phone inta the middle … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude: Fowl Morning

“Good morn …” “NOT!!!” “Je-heeez, dude! What the …” “What ingenious idiot said it’d be ok to keep chickens in this neighborhood?” “Chickens?” “Don’t tell me ya ain’t heard the crowin’?” “So yer hacked off ’bout the crows. Leave the … Continue reading

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