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Dude and Dude: Callin’ Out The Marine

Posted on May 7, 2013 by Amoeba

“Advice from the ocean, dude?” “Why not, dude? Ever’body else ‘z got somethin’ ta say. Ocean’s bigger ‘n all of ’em, maybe we oughta listen.” “Sorry, dude, I just don’ see it.” “Aarrggh. Look, dude, ain’t nobody said ya had … Continue reading →

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Screwtape The Third: Music To Your Rear

Posted on January 11, 2013 by Amoeba

“Very well, Wormsap, you’ve got my attention. What are these things?” “New standard equipment for the associates, Master Screwtape.” “Hmmm. Tridents have served the security goblins well for millennia. I wasn’t aware of any compelling need to replace them. Though, … Continue reading →

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Dude and Dude: The 13 Apocalypse

Posted on December 31, 2012 by Amoeba

“Happy New Year, dude!” “Meh.” “C’mon, dude! The ball ain’t even dropped yet! Ya gotta at least start happy! Ya got 365 brand new days ta look forward to!” “Not.” “Not what!?!” “Not 365 days. 312 at most. ‘Cause ya … Continue reading →

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