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Christmas 2013: Day 8

Posted on January 1, 2014 by Amoeba

“Glass a milk, dude?” “Yeah. An’ maybe about a dozen aspirin ta go wit’ it.” “After me, you first.” “Just don’ Bogart them pills, man.” “Right. Here ya go.” “Thanks, dude. But …” “But what?” “Sheesh, dude. Not so loud!” … Continue reading →

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Christmas 2013: Day 5

Posted on December 29, 2013 by Amoeba

“Turkey, dude? Again?!?” “Ya really oughta stop lookin’ in tha mirror, then, dude, if’n it upsets ya so much.” “Ya right. At least I don’ break it when I look in it, like some dudes I know. No wonder ya … Continue reading →

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Christmas 2013: Day 4

Posted on December 28, 2013 by Amoeba

Chief Elf: “More water damage reports?” Dispatcher: “‘Fraid so, sir. Pouring in from all over.” Chief Elf: “Pouring in?” Dispatcher: “Ugh. Sorry. But it fits. Pretty much anything delivered or fabricated here between July and October has been compromised to … Continue reading →

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